Meet the Pride of the U.S.A.

BEARD TEAM U.S.A. Didn't catch a glimpse of Beard Team U.S.A. in China last week? Well, meet Jack Passion and the dedicated American beardsmen striving to overcome the ever dominant German Vollbarte at the 2009 World Beard and Moustache Championships. Needless to say, Ethan no longer dreams of becoming an Olympic Gymnastic Champion, but rather grooming the most commanding facial fur that the world has ever seen. What's next? Freestyle Moustache...Mega Burn-Beard Combo...Full Beard Natural? Only time will tell. www.beardteamusa.org